The Life of an Aspiring Sociopath

At this point you are probably wondering what the hell you have gotten yourself into; you are not the first to ask that question. Well, sit back and enjoy the ride kiddies...welcome to the truly strange, bizarre, sometimes sad, outrageous, unbelievable life of... The Devine Miss K. I may be a little psychotic, but I am damn cute.

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Location: Silverdale, Washington, United States

Likes: My cat Lola (all cats) & animals. (Except snakes-yuk), writing, reading, traveling (I have been to Japan, China, Australia, Hawaii and Hong Kong.) I love Asian Architecture—I have a Kimono on my wall; The Disney Villains (I collect them) – Disneyland ( and world.) Comedy Clubs; laughing; snuggling; people watching; singing; painting; cooking; baking; (I am an awesome baker!)- being with friends. Talking, talking and talking. Teaching, kids, intelligent conversation and people….and dreaming. (Oh don’t forget sleep!) Dislikes: Liver, Fish, Star Trek ( but I LOVVVE Star Wars), commercials repeated again and again, slow drivers, inconsiderate people, bad smells, being cold—being too hot, computers that freeze at the worst times and milk gone bad.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Jobs

Okay here is something fun:

I am going to try and list all of the jobs I have ever had--can you do the same? 35 years = a lot of jobs, especially when your bipolar--hahaha! oooh and the SOME of the hourly wages!

1. Berry Fields .10 per pound or somethin
2. Bulbs= 4.00 and hour ( BIG money back then)
3. Baby Sitting ( 2.50-3.00 an hour)
4. McDonald's ( Briefly)-- 3.35
5. Kentucky Fucked Chicken 3.45-3.62
6. JC Pennys 3.70-4.00
7.NANNY NYC-- 150.00 a week ( plus room and board)
8. Tradewinds Cafe - 5.25-5.50
9.Denny's ( 1st time) 5.00 as a hostess
10. The Willows Retirement Center ( working while at Dennys) 4.00
11. Blue Water Bistro- Busser 4.75 plus tip ( while working at Dennys and Willows..Manic much?)
12. NANNY CONNECTICUT 225.00 a week plus room and board
13. Lane Bryant 5.50 ( BIG BUCKS) while working as a nanny in CT
14. Buzz Inn Steak House ( Briefly) 6.00 --:(
15. The Store Grocery! yea!
16. Lane Bryant-Mt.Vernon ( while working at the Store)
17. Trendwest Resorts ( WHAT A MESS): Appointment Setter
18. Brief Stint selling entertainment books over the phone
19. Brief Stint selling vacuums--I was depressed--but liked talking nonesense on the phone
20. Truck Stop Waitress - Crane's Cafe-hahahahahaha
21. Denny's Waitress ( 2nd time)
22. The Banana Pages--Advertising
23. GE CAPITAL ASSURANCE ( Hi Peter)
24. Lusty Lady--Phone Sex Goddess
25. Massage Therapist ( um, unliscensed)
26. NANNY--GreenLake, Seattle ( 1800.00 a month-)
27. Media Passage
28. BEST HEll ( times 3)
29. The Oasis Teen Shelter--Youth Councselor
30. Boss Tweed ( Hog) --waitress
31. Preschool teacher
32. Barnes & Noble ( 1 week--anxiety attacks prevented me from going to work)
33. Camp Counselor
34. Swim instructor for kindergartners
35. SUNDOWN-Teacher--ahhhhhhhh
36.Glen Eden--Special Education Teacher/Therapist

Wow--I've come along way........

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Bizzaro World

God, my life is bizarre.

FIRST---HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF YOU SINCE THE 8th—BUT IAM LAZY!

Allow me to begin with this little ditty:

My fridge died and I had to defrost it move all my food to the downstairs apartment; it was empty. (Seemingly) Well, while the maintenance boobs were trying to fix my refer, the cleaners came to the downstairs apartment and swiped all my food out of the fridge!!!!! So, now I have now food and muddy foot prints on my floor from the maintenance boobs. The manager said to give her an itemized list of what was in my fridge/freezer and she would credit my rent. Damn, can I fit a porches’ in the fridge? Needless to say, I ordered pizza tonight.

I came home from Peter’s in Seattle the other night, ( his bf arrived the other day from CALI, I have yet to meet him, but he seems nice, I am sure I will not see much of him anymore L) and when I got home there was a note on my door. At first I thought, “Oh great, another fucking pizza coupon.” But alas, it was not. This is what it said:

Hi My name is Rod I live in Apt *** Across from you... And I just wanted to tell you that I would love to get to know you. I just think you are extremely cute! Take Care! Rod

Well, you could have called me Jack and slapped my ass in a box, I was so surprised. Of course, at first I looked for the hidden cameras. Anyway---I have spoken to him on the computer and phone a few times. I am just feeling a little anti -social these days...I think it is this ever present anxiety..........

I have stopped sleeping. I cannot sleep. I sleep from like 4am- 7am everyday and that is it…I think my body is rebelling…. I just do not know why………

Well, toodles. I am off to stare at my bare fridge! FOOD THEIEVES!!!!!!!!