The Life of an Aspiring Sociopath

At this point you are probably wondering what the hell you have gotten yourself into; you are not the first to ask that question. Well, sit back and enjoy the ride kiddies...welcome to the truly strange, bizarre, sometimes sad, outrageous, unbelievable life of... The Devine Miss K. I may be a little psychotic, but I am damn cute.

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Location: Silverdale, Washington, United States

Likes: My cat Lola (all cats) & animals. (Except snakes-yuk), writing, reading, traveling (I have been to Japan, China, Australia, Hawaii and Hong Kong.) I love Asian Architecture—I have a Kimono on my wall; The Disney Villains (I collect them) – Disneyland ( and world.) Comedy Clubs; laughing; snuggling; people watching; singing; painting; cooking; baking; (I am an awesome baker!)- being with friends. Talking, talking and talking. Teaching, kids, intelligent conversation and people….and dreaming. (Oh don’t forget sleep!) Dislikes: Liver, Fish, Star Trek ( but I LOVVVE Star Wars), commercials repeated again and again, slow drivers, inconsiderate people, bad smells, being cold—being too hot, computers that freeze at the worst times and milk gone bad.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Crazy kids

Have I mentioned how glad I will be to be gone from this hell with florescent lighting called, "Sundown M. Ranch?" I must admit I like the kids, I really do. Yes, most of them are psycho, I mean they ARE drug addicts, but they are funny and compassionate too. One girl told me she broke her finger while she was in bed. " I just woke up and it was broken!" I then learned she told this boy she has a crush on ( from ANACORTES, no less) that she was masturbating so hard thinking about him, that she broke her finger. I suppose I should have pity for her, but it is damn funny. Not quite as funny as the "ass sniffer" story, but still humerous in a sick way.

" Uh, miss teacher lady..why does it say Ass Sniffer on my folder?"
Is there something you are not telling us?

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